10 Hilarious Poems and Funny Rhyming Poems That I Loved!Did you enjoy the 10 ridiculous and hilarious poems here? Just today, I decided to write 10 more limericks - those funny rhyming poems that have five lines and don’t mean a thing. :) So here they go! 
***There was once a man from Brazil, Who loved reciting “Jack and Jill”. He recited it to all he met, From sunrise to sunset, Until he was given a sleeping pill. :P ***There was once a cat from Honolulu, Who kept saying, “Meow Meow”! “Now why is that special?”, you’ll say “Cats do that all day!” Nothing, I was just fooling you. :) ***
There was an astronaut from Grace, Who lived all his life in space! When he finally landed on earth - He screamed for all he was worth, “I have discovered a new place!” ***There was once a scientist from Mess, Who went to woo a girl called Bess; But when he recited his laws, And theorems and formulas, The poor girl fainted from stress. :) ***
Yesterday in my drawing class, I saw a man like an ass, I was quite surprised, Until I realized, I was staring into the looking glass! ***There was once a man from Chadwick Who sat down to write a limerick. He thought all day and night, But was confused as to what might Rhyme with a word called “Katpatzick!” ***
There was a little boy from Rangoon, Who said, “I want the sun or I will swoon!” When they said, “Sonny that’s far” He thought for an hour, And replied, “OK, then give me the moon!” :) ***There was a young boy from Ghana, Who said, “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!” When they asked, “You wanna what?” He got quite distraught, And shut up and ate his banana! ***
There was once a child from Beijing, Who wouldn’t eat anything! But when they switched on the telly, He happily filled his belly, With his eyeballs out and popping! ***There was once a man from the States, Who said, “I’m Bill Gates, I’m Bill Gates!” When they said, “You’re a fool” Our man lost his cool, And showed them his certificates! ***
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