The Old Man From Bengal

by Nishi Kadakia
(Mumbai, Maharashtra , India)


There was an old man from Bengal,

Who purchased a bat and a ball,

Some gloves and some pads,

It was one of his fads,

For he never played cricket at all!

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There Was a Young Lady From Spain

by Aileen
(Dublin, Ireland)

There was a young lady of Spain

Who took down her pants on a train!

There was a young porter

Who saw more than he orter,

And asked her to do it again.

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A Hilarious Poem: The Fare

by Zeal S Shah
(Gujarat, India)

There was a little girl from West Ham,

Who smiled as she jumped on a tram.

As she quickly embarked,

The conductor remarked,

"Your fare Miss". She said,'Yes I am.'

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There Was a Young Girl Named Jill

by Antra
(United States)


There was a young girl named Jill

Who freaked at the sight of a drill,

She brushed every day,

So her dentist would say,

Your teeth are perfect. No bill!

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The Crying Baby

by Vidhi Vashisht
(Birmingham, England )

There was once a baby named Daisy,

Who made her parents go crazy,

She loved to cry and cry,

Which made her mom's brain fry

But it did'nt bother here dad - he was lazy!

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